lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
it glows. i had to have it.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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