Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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