i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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