Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize