my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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