READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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