Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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