Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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