Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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