Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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