I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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