A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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