we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.