Who wears a wallet chain?!
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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