Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(305): View more from Florida

The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!

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(804): View more from Virginia

At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.

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(630): View more from Illinois

im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean

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(813): View more from Florida

Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.

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Savage

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