i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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