My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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