hotel room ftw
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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