Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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