i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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