she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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