So drunk, too bad you don't want this
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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