You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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