I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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