Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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