oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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