She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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