found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Randomize