Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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