IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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