Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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