I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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