Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Dick very happy bro
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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