My first STD was from a foam party
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
and you fell through a lawn chair
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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