i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
