Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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