Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I love having hate sex.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.