Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos