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  (503): View more from Oregon

  He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat

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  Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.

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  (503): He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat (1-503): Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby. http://tfl.nu/xtdn
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.

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  (517): when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch. http://tfl.nu/wqdf
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  (505): View more from New Mexico

  When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?

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  (505): When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward? http://tfl.nu/82ih
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  (847): View more from Illinois

  You did not just nickname me "Nipples".

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  (847): You did not just nickname me "Nipples". http://tfl.nu/cizi
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.

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  (815): I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud. http://tfl.nu/wi0l
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  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.

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  (267): I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does. http://tfl.nu/0qfz
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt

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  (203): the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt http://tfl.nu/wx0v
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  (760): View more from California

  can you blow me for old times sake

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  only for old times sake

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  (760): can you blow me for old times sake (951): only for old times sake http://tfl.nu/ab6d
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  (605): View more from South Dakota

  Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.

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  (605): Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min. http://tfl.nu/hu1g
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  (708): View more from Illinois

  what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?

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  (708): what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in? http://tfl.nu/gh3z
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping

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  (717): my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping http://tfl.nu/xy2e
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  (713): View more from Texas

  I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.

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  (713): I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me. http://tfl.nu/qd63
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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?

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  (732): is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex? http://tfl.nu/6ehb
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  (260): View more from Indiana

  We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.

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  (260): We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right. http://tfl.nu/s77j
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  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive

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  (920): we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive http://tfl.nu/0sv6
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