if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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