dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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