she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Randomize
