She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
This is my gift to your gina
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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Ours, apparently.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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