I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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