I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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