i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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