I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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