bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
