dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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