Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
