I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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