...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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