last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She bit a glass in half.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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