Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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