wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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