Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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