I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You're completely useless in the revolution.
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I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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