So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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