Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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