You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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